my calling in life.

i think i've missed my calling in life.

a runway model.

(GAHH!! that DRESS! oscar de la renta!)

i could walk around in fabulous garb every fashion week.

and look angry.

easy, right?

i would only have to lose like, 40 pounds. and grow like, 5 inches.

and get lots of plastic surgery.

do-able, right? ha!!

then i could be friends with him.

or i could be like MIA, in the spring 2008 ad.

oh me oh my.